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Snoring Cure ?
ByDescription: does anyone have a good cure for snoring gang?? … snoring fat barstard sleep ozpete2111 ozbernie2111 bastard cure Medicine help crazy wild stupid
Description: does anyone have a good cure for snoring gang?? … snoring fat barstard sleep ozpete2111 ozbernie2111 bastard cure Medicine help crazy wild stupid
25 Comments
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:36 am
Your problem has now been solved!
Sorry that it took me so long to invent this. The worlds most effective and most available partner snoring solution. I don’t enter my bedroom without it and unlike millions of others i can sleep with my wife WHILE SHE SNORES!
Spread the word my friend… put away all of the gadgets and gismos… toss that extra bed and go sleep with your wife, where you belong! Good luck and I’ll look forward to hearing from you! Your friend Mr SnorEraser
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:36 am
if she has a problem with the snoring she should be in the computer room
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:06 am
If you’re serious about fixing the problem (and haven’t already done so by now), get thee to an inspiration clinic for a sleep test. They’ll either give you a device that you put in your mouth which sets your jaw in a certain position while to sleep to allow airflow, or they’ll give you a CPAP machine. Both are really sexy, especially the CPAP if you have a thing for Darth Vader. Hehe. (Most of the time it’s weight related though, but we can’t have a skinny FAB, can we?)
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:34 am
I bet that wasn’t the only reason she kicked you out.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 am
i find a few extra tinnys help lol …good on you afb
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:59 am
Hey Fat,
I sent a message about my “Snore No More Belt” and if you are satisfied with it I wonder if you would spread the word. I am just starting out and it is hard to get the word out there. A testimonial would be a big help. I hope you will consider it. Thanks.
Roger
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:13 am
tHE CURE IS RIGHT IN YOUR BACKYARD….
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:59 am
*****DIDGERIDOO******
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:55 am
Apparently playing the didge has therapeutic benefits an well..not only the audio aethstetics but if you have a snoring problem, it is recommended that you take up the didg to strengthen muscles in your mouth.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
LOL Cindy banished me to my own room the day we moved in together! The worst part is she wouldn’t let me keep the computer in my room so I was forced, forced I tell you, to get a laptop…
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
get nose plugs lol
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 am
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC
You’ll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is
AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!!
Go to this website…
frexis.*com/PCTV1.html
(DELETE the *)
check it out…………….its cool, i’ve got it myself.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:29 am
Poor Bernie FAB see a ear throat surgeon LOl
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 am
Have you tried getting bernie some good earplugs? lol
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
that was the first thought that came to my head when i saw this guy!! HA HA HA HA!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Dude, I have a friend who is a lung specialist and deals with a lot of people like us, I mean you…!
He said that losing weight is a big help.
Do not eat too much meat at night, go to the gym and stop going to MacDonalds.
I promise you your mrs will love you more.
Good luck poor bastard!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I have the perfect cure mate!!! what happens is… you go to sleep. and when you snore.. Bernie takes a pillow and presses it over your face… now this may take Big Tom to help hold you down… but when you stop movin … you’re cured mate!!! LOL ~HHJ~
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
go google for cures
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Mate the only medical cure is to have the flap thingy in your throat sewd up.. Or lose weight big fella
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
You would hate the one thing that fixed my snoring.. It was a very pleasant, side benefit to quitting drinking. Now, after 6 years, no sheila’s have interest to get to my bed anymore, let alone see if I snore or not..
Too old now, and in America, every single woman wants, 1st NONSMOKER 2nd, Social Drinker… Oh Well, No Worries
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
sinus’ decongestants might help.
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Breatherite Nasal Strips, In most chemists…
Having your own pc room cant be all that bad huh?
Internet porn night every night, jk
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
you look like a back packer killer! bahahaha!
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
tell the mrs to go to sleep before you do
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I don’t really snore. The only time I do is when I’m pretty much drunk, and even then I wake myself up. From KNOWING how people snore, I guess it’s got something to do with that little dangling thing at the back of your mouth. The thing that’s rumoured to make you vomit if you touch it. See if you can get that removed lol, possibly tonsils?